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Sunday, September 11

the many paths I have chosen have led me to your side....and other wedding vows I like


I just saw this on Facebook and had to pass it on - it was read by AJ Demers at the wedding of Vanessa Sabourin and David Van Belle - i love little glimpses into folks we know. I loved the 25 Things About Me that went around Facebook a few years ago. I guess i love little bits 'n glimpses of love. meaning. sentiment. romance. hope. it send me over the moon - like fairy dust. 

"Superbly Situated" by Robert Hershon
you politely ask me not to die and i promise not to
right from the beginning—a relationship based on
good sense and thoughtfulness in little things
i would like to be loved for such simple attainments
as breathing regularly and not falling down too often
or because my eyes are brown or my father left-handed
and to be on the safe side i wouldn’t mind if somehow
i became entangled in your perception of admirable objects
so you might say to yourself: i have recently noticed
how superbly situated the empire state building is
how it looms up suddenly behind cemeteries and rivers
so far away you could touch it—therefore i love you
part of me fears that some moron is already plotting
to tear down the empire state building and replace it
with a block of staten island mother/daughter houses
just as part of me fears that if you love me for my cleanliness
i will grow filthy if you admire my elegant clothes
i’ll start wearing shirts with sailboats on them
but i have decided to become a public beach an opera house
a regularly scheduled flight—something that can’t help being
in the right place at the right time—come take your seat
we’ll raise the curtain fill the house start the engines
fly off into the sunrise, the spire of the empire state
the last sight on the horizon as the earth begins to curve
You have done it by being yourself.








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